{"id":48549,"date":"2025-06-09T07:44:28","date_gmt":"2025-06-09T07:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/?post_type=news&p=48549"},"modified":"2025-06-09T07:58:22","modified_gmt":"2025-06-09T07:58:22","slug":"7-neparastas-lietas-auto-kas-glabs-dienu","status":"publish","type":"news","link":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/news\/7-neparastas-lietas-auto-kas-glabs-dienu\/","title":{"rendered":"10 netipiskas lietas, ko v\u0113rts vienm\u0113r tur\u0113t auto"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Foto: pexels.com<\/p><\/div>\n

“Vai tev ma\u0161\u012bn\u0101 ir br\u012bdin\u0101juma tr\u012bsst\u016bris?” J\u0101. “Aptieci\u0146a?” Protams. “Bet vai tev ir\u2026 mutes harmonika, balti krekli un partiju programmas?” Ja n\u0113 \u2013 tu neesi \u012bsti gatavs dz\u012bvei uz ce\u013ca.
\n\u0160eit ir 7 \u0123eni\u0101li d\u012bvainas un brut\u0101li netipiskas lietas, kuras izklaus\u0101s k\u0101 joks, bet ticiet vai n\u0113, t\u0101s var patiesi noder\u0113t. Nopietni. Teor\u0113tiski. Hipot\u0113tiski.<\/p>\n

1. Piln\u012bb\u0101 nokomplekt\u0113ta aptieci\u0146a dzemd\u012bbu pie\u0146em\u0161anai<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Ir demogr\u0101fijas laikmets Latvij\u0101. \u0160obr\u012bd visi run\u0101. K\u0101di jau dara. Un dr\u012bz tad nu s\u0101ksies – B\u016bmeri 2. Un, kad tas viss s\u0101kas, tad tas viss notiek un tur vairs to dievi\u0161\u0137i vit\u0101lo inerci neapst\u0101din\u0101si \u2013 ar\u012b uz \u0161osejas. P\u0113k\u0161\u0146a satiksmes sastr\u0113guma vai p\u0113k\u0161\u0146as nekurienes vid\u016b Latvijas \u0101r\u0113s k\u0101dai pasa\u017eierei var s\u0101kties dzemd\u012bbas. Un tagad vienk\u0101r\u0161i iedom\u0101jies, k\u0101ds tu b\u016btu varonis, ja b\u016btu gatavs tam – i pri\u0109end\u0101li, i padzi\u013cin\u0101tas zin\u0101\u0161anas no yout\u016bbe. Viss, kas b\u016bs nepiecie\u0161ams, ir sterili cimdi, segas, \u0161\u0137\u0113res, saites un mierino\u0161as balss tonis. Kad beidzot atbrauks NMPD, tu jau b\u016bsi \u201cvecm\u0101te no M\u016bkusalas ap\u013ca\u201d. Tam seko slava, ov\u0101cijas, Latvijas lepnums, uzruna no prezidenta un garant\u0113ta vieta valsts kapit\u0101lsabiedr\u012bbas vald\u0113.<\/p>\n

2. Rezerves T-krekls ar p\u0101rliecino\u0161u uzrakstu<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Tev bag\u0101\u017eniek\u0101 st\u0101v tkrekls no laikiem, kad uz iel\u0101m v\u0113l ripoja pa k\u0101dam Ikarusam. Tu 6 gadus dom\u0101ji to mest lauk\u0101. Bet tad, reiz kr\u0101m\u0113jot iek\u0161\u0101 Ragaciema k\u016bpin\u0101t\u0101s zivis, piedz\u012bvoji spont\u0101nu, bet makten p\u0101rliecino\u0161u apgaism\u012bbas br\u012bdi: “J\u0101, \u0161is paliek!” Lieki piebilst, ka t\u0101 ir tava otr\u0101 t\u0101da tik sp\u0113c\u012bga apgaism\u012bba. Pirm\u0101 bija, kad satiki pietur\u0101 savu tagad\u0113jo sievu, kura ar\u012b bija nokav\u0113jusi autobusu. Reti-violetais krekls ar uzrakstu “VALKAS SLIMO KASE 2008” noder\u0113s, jo, ja “bise ir uz skatuves, t\u0101 noteikti iz\u0161aus”. Tas var gl\u0101bt tavu reput\u0101ciju. Un vakar\u0101 kalpot k\u0101 karogs pie auto.<\/p>\n

3. Mazs molberts + otas un kr\u0101sas<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Sastr\u0113gums, asfalta karstums, gaidi evakuatoru. Ko dar\u012bt? Glezno. Grib\u0113ji iebraukt me\u017e\u0101 visdzi\u013c\u0101k? Kam\u0113r sieva ir aizg\u0101jusi p\u0113c traktora, ko dar\u012bt?\u00a0Glezno. L\u012bdz\u012bgas situ\u0101cijas ir iesp\u0113jamas simtiem. Piekr\u012bti? T\u0101p\u0113c esi gatavs gleznot:<\/p>\n

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  1. Meditat\u012bvs process nomierina nervus.<\/li>\n
  2. Tuvojas depresija? Uzglezno savu auto k\u0101 p\u016b\u0137i.<\/li>\n
  3. Iem\u016b\u017eini av\u0101rijas vietu uz audekla un p\u0101rdod k\u0101 \u201cpostironisko ekspresiju par mobilit\u0101tes trauslumu\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Un ja ir b\u0113rni \u2013 vi\u0146i b\u016bs klusi k\u0101 ezeri Zieme\u013clatgal\u0113. Jo vec\u0101ks glezno…<\/p>\n

    4.\u00a0Zobrata zobrats (vienk\u0101r\u0161i t\u0101pat)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Nekas nav tik simboliski un filozofiski sp\u0113c\u012bgs k\u0101 priek\u0161mets, kuram nav lo\u0123iskas vietas tav\u0101 auto.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. “Kas tas ir?”<\/strong><\/li>\n
    2. “Ja es tev pateik\u0161u, starp mums nekas vairs neb\u016bs t\u0101 k\u0101 agr\u0101k…”<\/strong><\/li>\n
    3. “Tad pasaki l\u016bdzu…”<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Te liksim daudzpunktu. Teikt vai neteikt – dom\u0101 un skaties pats: ar ko tu brauc, kur tu brauc, k\u0101p\u0113c tu brauc, cikos tu brauc, cik t\u0101lu v\u0113l j\u0101brauc?<\/strong><\/p>\n

      5. 4 balti krekli v\u0113l iepakoti<\/strong><\/h3>\n

      Ziedonis visu biju paredz\u0113jis, bet vai esi tu? Vai tev ir tavs “permanentais presti\u017ea komplekts”.<\/p>\n

        \n
      1. Neparedz\u0113ts brauciens pie zob\u0101rst\u012btes-praktikantes, jo atbr\u012bvoj\u0101s vieta, un tu biji net\u0101lu? Check.<\/li>\n
      2. P\u0113k\u0161\u0146s darba intervijas zvans no LinkedIn cilv\u0113ka, kas mekl\u0113 \u201celast\u012bgu tipa person\u012bbu\u201d poz\u012bcijai, kurai tavas kompetences un pieredze, b\u016bsim re\u0101li, ir nepietiekamas un neatbilsto\u0161as, bet tev toties ir krekls? Check.<\/li>\n
      3. Draudzene\/ sieva\/ dienesta rom\u0101nu autore saka: “Aizved mani uz restor\u0101nu, un p\u0113c tam…” Check.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        \u0160ie ir tipisk\u0101kie scen\u0101riji, kur var noder\u0113t t\u012bri krekli, bet, protams, tos var izmantot, lai padotos, lai nosusin\u0101tu izliju\u0161u \u016bdeni, vai piesegtu auto logu p\u0113c restor\u0101na apmekl\u0113juma…<\/p>\n

        6. Mutes harmonika<\/strong><\/h3>\n

        Dz\u012bve bez fona m\u016bzikas ir tuk\u0161a.<\/p>\n

        Kad evakuators kav\u0113jas, kad skaties saulrietu viens pats auto st\u0101vviet\u0101 vai v\u0113lies izteikt pateic\u012bbu savas ilggad\u0113jam auto meh\u0101ni\u0137im bez v\u0101rdiem \u2013 vienk\u0101r\u0161i sp\u0113l\u0113. Pat, ja tu nem\u0101ki.<\/p>\n

        Jo vair\u0101k b\u016bsi spiests ko gaid\u012bt, jo liel\u0101ks virtuozs tev\u012b mod\u012bsies. Probl\u0113mu pozit\u012bvais l\u012bdzsvars jeb dz\u012bves harmonika.<\/p>\n

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        Foto: pexels.com<\/p><\/div>\n

        7. Visu politisko partiju v\u0113l\u0113\u0161anu programmas (iespiest\u0101 form\u0101!)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

        Kad tu vairs nezini, k\u0101p\u0113c dz\u012bvo, pa\u0146em rok\u0101s visu partiju p\u0113d\u0113jo v\u0113l\u0113\u0161anu programmu izdruk\u0101to eksempl\u0101ru mapi.<\/p>\n

        T\u0101 uzreiz liek nov\u0113rt\u0113t savu dz\u012bvi, brauciena j\u0113gu, galam\u0113r\u0137i un v\u0113rt\u012bbas. Jo tu saproti, ka, ja reiz tev izdev\u0101s sak\u0101rtot t\u0101du unik\u0101lu mapi ar visiem \u0161iem bukletiem, kur virknei tu pat esi paman\u012bjies ieg\u016bt partijas l\u012bdera parakstu, tu sp\u0113si dz\u012bv\u0113 sak\u0101rtot jebko un jebkam pie\u0161\u0137irt j\u0113gu.<\/p>\n

        Ar\u012b noder k\u0101 ugunskura iekur\u0161anas pap\u012brs. Vai ugunsgr\u0113ka gad\u012bjuma dz\u0113\u0161anas pap\u012brs.<\/p>\n

        Netipiskums nav nejau\u0161\u012bba. T\u0101 ir unik\u0101la d\u0101vana un burv\u012bgs r\u012bks, ar kuru tu sp\u0113l\u0113 \u0161o dz\u012bves sp\u0113li p\u0113c saviem noteikumiem. Kam\u0113r citi n\u0113s\u0101 rezerves dro\u0161in\u0101t\u0101ju, tu n\u0113s\u0101 dzemd\u012bbu komplektu un harmoniku. Un tas ir skaisti.\u00a0Tavs auto bag\u0101\u017enieks var b\u016bt vieta, kur s\u0101kas st\u0101sti, jo tu t\u0101ds esi. Tikai j\u0101dod tiem vieta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":48550,"template":"","class_list":["post-48549","news","type-news","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news\/48549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/news"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carsoutlet.lv\/ru\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}